Hayley Ellis: Stop Showing Off In Front Of Mates 2027

Fast forward some years later, the fringe has flopped, and the only gloves she wears are oven mitts. But what if she'd made it? Who would she be today?

A well-adjusted mum who invested wisely and does the school run? A wellness guru flogging labia flavoured incense sticks? Or a washed-up has-been calling the paps every time she goes to the Tesco just so she can scream "Why won't you people let me live my life!?

" Join ex-popstar Hayley for an hour of joyous retrospection on body image, Smash Hits magazine and an indoor skydiving debacle that'll convince you some dreams are better left in the past. An hour of so-tragic-it's-funny nostalgia, from your favourite no-singing, no-dancing funny girl.