Sam Campbell: Kid Giblet 2026

I have been on tv over 5 times. May I divulge a secret? I have purchased a large metal ring.

I will use it to keep all of the keys to the city that are given to me by the mayors I impress with my showmanship. Live comedy is straight up amazing because people gather to watch it in a spectacular setting rather than ogling an evil phone screen in some horrid grey dank little corner.